Caution watching this movie could waste precious moments of your life which could be better spent having a root canal. This was no treat but it was the very, very, very bad sequel to the Bronx Warriors. This was another not fine example of the spaghetti biker flick gone very, very wrong. Still playing the lead roll as “Trash” was the still very young and not very talented Marco De Gregorio. Thankfully in this one he did get a slight wardrobe change from the first film. In this flick he opts for a tank top sporting a frightening skull and a bomber style leather jacket. Are you feeling the biker vibe yet? This is not a biker film one cafe style Honda with a skull attached above the headlight does not make it a biker film. That was the only bike and there are very few scenes where it’s being ridden.
This movie is truly a terrible mix and match cross between Mad Max and Escape from New York on crack and some really cheap ass wine. Remember people got paid to make this turkey. Throw in the mostly Italian actors forcing the audience to believe that everyone in the Bronx has an Italian accent. Top all the really bad acting off with the lamest script ever written and you have the Bronx Warriors Two.
In the film the bad guys known as the extermination annihilation squad. They set about their mission while wearing metallic silver spaceman like suites, with full face motorcycle helmets all while carrying flame throwers as they search the Bronx to exterminate the gangs hiding in the ashes of the burrow. The real bad guys were the people responsible for this bag of shit they should be hunted down by their own squad.
As I say again and this bears repeating, this is not a motorcycle movie. It is not worth the time or money to watch it. It is not sad or funny nor is prolific in any way; it says nothing and has less substance than toilet paper.
This gets zero shots; in fact if the film reel was on fire I wouldn’t piss on it!
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